Gory Gazette — Monster High

How To Look Furrocious On Vacation 101

It’s that time of year again, ghouls! School is officially out and one of my most freaky-fave events, spring break, is howling to get going.

If you’re like me, every thing you pack must be freaky FIERCE! This list has all the necessities to make sure you’re lurking drop-dead gorgeous all vacation long:

1. A fierce dress to bring you from a day at the beach to howling at the moon.

2. A pair of sassy sandals for walking around during the day, but some creeperific heels for night.

3. Sunglasses and hat, to ward off any ghastly sunburns.

4. Freaky-fab makeup that will bring your skin to life!

5. From Justin Biter to Ri-uhhh-nna, a killer playlist is a must!

6. A furrociously big tote, to carry it all! And of course, don’t forget your iCoffin to capture all the deets. Like every vacation you’ll want to remember it for the rest of your un-dead life!

Howl at ya soon,

Clawdeen

Deuce Determined Just to Fang Out

Could Monster High’s most royal couple be double, double toil in trouble?

Since January 1, the student body has been bubbling over with hopes and screams for 2013. When questioned on his UHH-ltimate wish for the new year, Deuce made no hesitation to share his deepest thoughts, (which some ghouls think might have been better kept to himself):

“Fanging out more with my bros is my newest priority. Cleo and I are doing great, but sometimes I just need to hiss back and relax with my monsters,” he shared.  “Cleo totally understands!” he quickly added.

Right.

Everyone’s dying to know, what does Scream Queen Cleo really think of this haunting revelation? As of print, the MHGG was unable to reach her for official comment. Re-blog with your thoughts on how you think she might react.

iCoffin Alert: Another Freaky Fab Reblog Contest is alive! Reblog by 8 pm ET on March 18 for a chance to win a Monster High® Create-A-Monster Starter Pack and Add-On Pack! Purchase not necessary to enter. Ghouls must be 18 years or older and a US resident to be eligible to win. Official rules:  http://freakyfabulo.us/XNXCwl.

Lagoona Dishes Dirt on Popular Spring Break Haunts

G’day mates! Lagoona Blue here to bring you this year’s most fintastic Spring Break destinations. After a monsterously long winter, the MH guys and ghouls are screaming for some rest, sun, and oceans of fun. Luckily, I’ve got the scoop on the hottest locales for the scary-coolest student bodies around!

1. The Great Barrier Reef

The Great Barrier Reef is the most spooktacular place to take in the ocean’s natural wonders, and always my first choice in destinations! Between the magnificent coral masterpieces and colorful sea creatures (screamhorses are total beauts), you’ll never get bored.

2. Hexico

If heading down under is a tadpole too far, than Hexico may be the place for you. Skelita raves about the pristine beaches and warm culture in her home country and definitely recommends the fintastic local cuisine. Al-bone-digas and Mole En-chill-adas are two of her top faves. Sounds totally freaky-fab!

3. Scaris and New Orleans

After asking around the halls, it seems that many monsters are basing their travel plans on their personal passions. Scaris is a popular vacation spot this year for fashion savvy ghouls, but music fanatics may want to join Operetta in New Orleans. Lurks like she’s dying to see some of her favorite musicians at Jazz Fest.

No matter where you and your blokes swim of off to this vacay, remember to always be safe and have a terrorific good time.

- Lagoona 

Wish for New Student Bodies Granted

With epic rumors beginning to circulate about Monster High’s newest student body, the MHGG decided it was time to nail down an exclusive interview with new ghoul and Daughter of the Genie, Gigi Grant. Thank gore we caught up with the renowned world traveler before she had to fly off and help another ghoul check wishes off her list.

Gory Gazette: Gigi, we hear you’ve got quite the penchant for travel.

Gigi: That’s the creeperific part about what I do – any monster wish is my command and lots of ghouls scream of world travel!

Gory Gazette: How UHHH-mazing. Any freaky fave locales?

Gigi: I’m obsessed with wide open spaces, so deserts are at the top of my list. The Scarehara and Moanhave are two all-time faves.

Gory Gazette: Any advice you’d want to give to our travel hungry readers?

Gigi: Don’t be in a hurry! The whole point of experiencing new frights and sounds is to make memories that will last an unlife time. Enjoy yourself and don’t be in a rush to just check something off your list.

Gory Gazette: Creeperific! Rumor has it your after school job keeps you pretty busy. Can you tell us more about it?

Gigi: My family has always been in the wish granting business; we are genies after all. 13 wishes for any monster that finds my lantern, but be warned – I never fall for that “wish for more wishes” nonsense. Oldest trick in the book.

Giveaway Breathes Unlife Into SKRM Season

The Monster High Nightmares are creeping closer to the final playoffs for their epic SKRM season. So far, things have been shaky with the unexpected injury of power player Ghoulia Yelps and the crushing loss against rival, Granite High. Now the team is lurking for help from their fans to kick start their spirits.

“What raises spirits more than a voltageous giveaway?” Team captain Frankie Stein told the MHGG, “We’re just lurking to let every monster know that we’re not giving up on our scream of taking home a championship.” The team is giving away 13 SKRM 3DS Games to help promote the season and to let fans practice right along with them. To enter to win the SKRM 3DS Game, make sure to follow @MonsterHigh on Twitter then make your own furrocious Retweet come alive by 8pm EDT.

No purchase necessary, you must be 18+ and a US resident to win. Go Monster High Nightmares! And good luck to all student bodies who participate in this fangtastic giveaway. See official rules here.