Every year I’m handed what seems like a village full of student bodies that refuse to abide by my simple, but extremely important Mad Science Laboratory rules. Do you think I created these rules simply to punish the innocent? No. They are in place to protect you, the slimy students, from getting your grubby little claws on expensive equipment that you might break. So for those of you who are having trouble remembering how to behave in my class, let’s do a quick breakdown:
1. Don’t be late.
2. No iCoffins in class.
3. I reserve the right to reassign lab partners.
4. Don’t meddle with laboratory equipment that does not belong to you!
That last rule is particularly important to the six students that were just assigned detention (you know who you are).
Signed,
Mr. “Hack” Hackington
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