Getting Catty with Catrine
In case you haven’t purred, another werecat has clawed her way into town and this new kitty’s got a special flavor: Scarisian. The purrfection-obsessed Catrine DeMew took a few moments out of her busy portrait schedule to discuss a few of her favorite things with our staff writer:
Gory Gazette: So, how did you meet the ghouls?
Catrine: In Scaris, of course. Clawdeen was on a noble mission to become a world famous fashion designer. Not my cup of tea, I prefer fine arts, but I’m hopeful she achieves her hopes and screams.
Gory Gazette: Rumor has it you’re obsessed with purrfection.
Catrine: No rumor, ‘tis true. Why do less than your very beast? My sketches must be purrfect!
Gory Gazette: Achievement is very important and a true cornertomb of Monster High, but how do you know when you’ve done the beast you can do?
Catrine: When my whiskers start twitching I know it might be time to move on… but, oh, it is so très difficile! I’d rather keep at my sketches furever. Oh well, c’est la vie.
Gory Gazette: Recently, the creepateria started experimenting in Scarisian cuisine, so we’re dying to know which protein you prefer as a staple: fish or chicken?
Catrine: I’ll beat the monster with a baguette who makes me choose! Trop difficile. I do enjoy a steaming bowl of Bouillabaisse, but I’ve been known to purr over Coq au Vin. But dearie, I would just die without my favorite desserts. If you’re nice in the rest of this interview perhaps I may give you my grandmew’s recipe for mille-feuille, the most delightful puff dessert I’ve ever licked.
Gory Gazette: Really?!
Gory Gazette: Perhaps we should end now?
Catrine: Oui, I do really need to get back to my latest sketch. Headmistress Bloodgood has commissioned me to paint a portrait of her nightmare for her office!
Gory Gazette: Well, Catrine, it’s been a delight. Thanks for perching with us and we can’t wait to see your latest works of art.
Catrine: My pleaspurr.