A Recipe for Disaster

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to know that Cleo’s latest class project is headed for disaster. After witnessing Cleo and Scarah conspiring in the halls, this MHGG reporter is convinced the two are plotting some sinister trouble for the Home Ick classroom. Will Cleo’s project be cursed to meet its inevitably dreary fate? Only time (and Mrs. Kindergrubber) will tell.

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MH Couple Vies for Top Spot Sources close to MH’s tightest couple confirm that Cleo and Deuce are plotting a viral campaign to win Beast Couple… again. Voting for this year’s stand out students is taking place all next week so don’t forget to cast your vote in the creepateria before the final bell tolls next Friday.     nonaptime: Pocky thief!
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MH Couple Vies for Top Spot

Sources close to MH’s tightest couple confirm that Cleo and Deuce are plotting a viral campaign to win Beast Couple… again. Voting for this year’s stand out students is taking place all next week so don’t forget to cast your vote in the creepateria before the final bell tolls next Friday.    

nonaptime: Pocky thief!

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Spectra to MH - “Blog Article a Hoax!” It turns out the student bodies of Monster High have plenty to groan about this April Fools’ Day! We reported earlier on the relationship demise of former MH Beast Couple winners, Cleo and Deuce. After reports surfaced late last night of their breakup, we couldn’t help but dish the dirt to our readers first thing this morning. The source of the story, which was originally posted on the Ghostly Gossip blog, was apparently just an elaborate April Fools joke planned by our resident gossip queen, Spectra Vondergeist. “I never screamed it would cause such an uproar,” Spectra reported when asked about the prank. To those of you still squirming over the unfortunate news, rest assured – Cleo and Deuce have not parted ways. “This rumor is just that,” Cleo commented, “Deuce and I are closer than ever.” Despite initial fears, it appears all three monsters are staying cool. “Rochelle is a rock solid ghoul,” Deuce said. “I’m lucky to have a friend like her in my corner.” Even Rochelle, a normally soft-spoken ghoul, couldn’t stop howling Deuce’s praises. “This was undoubtedly an unfortunate misunderstanding, but I cannot deny what is true – it would totally erode my heart without his freaky-fab friendship.” While news of the epic joke has gone viral, some student bodies can’t help but wonder… is a Deuce/Rochelle relationship actually brewing just below the surface? “If you ask me, Rochelle looks pretty wistful when Deuce walks by,” shared a monster who asked to remain anonymous. “This joke strikes kind of close to home.” Any scream is possible in 2013! Photo from nevraforever.
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Spectra to MH - “Blog Article a Hoax!”

It turns out the student bodies of Monster High have plenty to groan about this April Fools’ Day! We reported earlier on the relationship demise of former MH Beast Couple winners, Cleo and Deuce. After reports surfaced late last night of their breakup, we couldn’t help but dish the dirt to our readers first thing this morning.

The source of the story, which was originally posted on the Ghostly Gossip blog, was apparently just an elaborate April Fools joke planned by our resident gossip queen, Spectra Vondergeist. “I never screamed it would cause such an uproar,” Spectra reported when asked about the prank.

To those of you still squirming over the unfortunate news, rest assured – Cleo and Deuce have not parted ways. “This rumor is just that,” Cleo commented, “Deuce and I are closer than ever.”

Despite initial fears, it appears all three monsters are staying cool. “Rochelle is a rock solid ghoul,” Deuce said. “I’m lucky to have a friend like her in my corner.” Even Rochelle, a normally soft-spoken ghoul, couldn’t stop howling Deuce’s praises. “This was undoubtedly an unfortunate misunderstanding, but I cannot deny what is true – it would totally erode my heart without his freaky-fab friendship.”

While news of the epic joke has gone viral, some student bodies can’t help but wonder… is a Deuce/Rochelle relationship actually brewing just below the surface?

“If you ask me, Rochelle looks pretty wistful when Deuce walks by,” shared a monster who asked to remain anonymous. “This joke strikes kind of close to home.”

Any scream is possible in 2013!

Photo from nevraforever.

Spectra’s Blog Unearths Scandal You could cut the tension with a cleaver in Mr. Hackington’s 1st period Mad Science lab this morning. Student bodies squirmed in their seats as each pondered how Rochelle could scare up so much drama between Deuce Gorgon and Cleo de Nile. The news of the boo d’état broke late last night on Spectra’s blog: “Gorgon drops Scream Queen and makes room in heart for Gargoyle,” read the headline that rocked monsters to their core. She was only confirming what everyone had been speculating for weeks. “Rochelle and Deuce have definitely been growing closer ever since they were paired up in Home Ick at the beginning of the scaremester,” reported Frankie Stein, “But this news is totally shocking!” Or is it? The Gory Gazette reported back in mid-March that something might be brewing between the creeperific friends. Did we correctly predict the end of Cleo and Deuce, Monster High’s reigning royal couple? Only time will tell. Until then, stay tuned for up to the minute info on this late breaking story. Photo from Suteki_Neko. 
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Spectra’s Blog Unearths Scandal

You could cut the tension with a cleaver in Mr. Hackington’s 1st period Mad Science lab this morning. Student bodies squirmed in their seats as each pondered how Rochelle could scare up so much drama between Deuce Gorgon and Cleo de Nile. The news of the boo d’état broke late last night on Spectra’s blog: “Gorgon drops Scream Queen and makes room in heart for Gargoyle,” read the headline that rocked monsters to their core. She was only confirming what everyone had been speculating for weeks. “Rochelle and Deuce have definitely been growing closer ever since they were paired up in Home Ick at the beginning of the scaremester,” reported Frankie Stein, “But this news is totally shocking!”

Or is it?

The Gory Gazette reported back in mid-March that something might be brewing between the creeperific friends. Did we correctly predict the end of Cleo and Deuce, Monster High’s reigning royal couple? Only time will tell.

Until then, stay tuned for up to the minute info on this late breaking story.

Photo from Suteki_Neko. 

Even Sunday, a day off from school, couldn’t keep monsters from haunting the halls of Monster High today! Activities included a special Easter egg hunt, which was planned to keep school spirits high and get monsters involved in a few new extra curricular activities. Arranged entirely by the administration, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood enlisted the trolls, who are notoriously good at squirreling things away, to hide over 500 dragon eggs throughout the school grounds. Each egg was hand painted by Catrine and other members of the artistic MH community to form an extra special keepsake for the winners of today’s haunt. From the moment they set claw on campus this morning, many monsters’ competitive sides kicked into high gear. Toralei and Cleo raced around the halls collecting eggs at a feverish pace, but in the end Toralei’s natural tracking instincts put her on top with 226 eggs! Cleo came in second with 27. “Cheaters!” exclaimed Cleo once the winner was announced. Toralei was later seen smirking mischievously as she accepted the Uhhh-ltimate prize: a giant milk chocolate rabbit.
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Even Sunday, a day off from school, couldn’t keep monsters from haunting the halls of Monster High today! Activities included a special Easter egg hunt, which was planned to keep school spirits high and get monsters involved in a few new extra curricular activities. Arranged entirely by the administration, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood enlisted the trolls, who are notoriously good at squirreling things away, to hide over 500 dragon eggs throughout the school grounds. Each egg was hand painted by Catrine and other members of the artistic MH community to form an extra special keepsake for the winners of today’s haunt.

From the moment they set claw on campus this morning, many monsters’ competitive sides kicked into high gear. Toralei and Cleo raced around the halls collecting eggs at a feverish pace, but in the end Toralei’s natural tracking instincts put her on top with 226 eggs! Cleo came in second with 27. “Cheaters!” exclaimed Cleo once the winner was announced.

Toralei was later seen smirking mischievously as she accepted the Uhhh-ltimate prize: a giant milk chocolate rabbit.

Deuce Determined Just to Fang Out Could Monster High’s most royal couple be double, double toil in trouble? Since January 1, the student body has been bubbling over with hopes and screams for 2013. When questioned on his UHH-ltimate wish for the new year, Deuce made no hesitation to share his deepest thoughts, (which some ghouls think might have been better kept to himself):“Fanging out more with my bros is my newest priority. Cleo and I are doing great, but sometimes I just need to hiss back and relax with my monsters,” he shared.  “Cleo totally understands!” he quickly added. Right. Everyone’s dying to know, what does Scream Queen Cleo really think of this haunting revelation? As of print, the MHGG was unable to reach her for official comment. Re-blog with your thoughts on how you think she might react.
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Deuce Determined Just to Fang Out

Could Monster High’s most royal couple be double, double toil in trouble?

Since January 1, the student body has been bubbling over with hopes and screams for 2013. When questioned on his UHH-ltimate wish for the new year, Deuce made no hesitation to share his deepest thoughts, (which some ghouls think might have been better kept to himself):

“Fanging out more with my bros is my newest priority. Cleo and I are doing great, but sometimes I just need to hiss back and relax with my monsters,” he shared.  “Cleo totally understands!” he quickly added.

Right.


Everyone’s dying to know, what does Scream Queen Cleo really think of this haunting revelation? As of print, the MHGG was unable to reach her for official comment. Re-blog with your thoughts on how you think she might react.

Casketball Madness Possesses Monster High The ghouls and guys of Monster High are warming up for coffin loads of Casketball Madness this month! Team captain Deuce Gorgon has been doubling up on practices and starting the team on a strict regimen in preparation for the month long casketball tournament. There can only be one final winner and team member Clawd Wolf hungers for victory against last year’s champions, the Vampires! Fear squad captain (and Deuce’s main ghoul) Cleo is also devoting her time to making her everlasting mark this season. Rumors of another pyramid scheme attempt have been haunting the halls this week. All student bodies are advised to stay tuned; this year’s Casketball Madness is guaranteed to make MH sports hiss-tory.
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Casketball Madness Possesses Monster High

The ghouls and guys of Monster High are warming up for coffin loads of Casketball Madness this month! Team captain Deuce Gorgon has been doubling up on practices and starting the team on a strict regimen in preparation for the month long casketball tournament. There can only be one final winner and team member Clawd Wolf hungers for victory against last year’s champions, the Vampires!

Fear squad captain (and Deuce’s main ghoul) Cleo is also devoting her time to making her everlasting mark this season. Rumors of another pyramid scheme attempt have been haunting the halls this week.

All student bodies are advised to stay tuned; this year’s Casketball Madness is guaranteed to make MH sports hiss-tory.

Mysterious Fashion Sketches Haunt Halls The Fashion Club is at it again! At least that’s what sources close to the MHGG have reported. Over the course of the past week, mysterious fashion sketches have surfaced all over the halls of MH. The black and white drawings feature furrrociously unique outfits on the scream-of-the-crop of Monster High. The most recent release highlights Cleo’s royal fashion sensibilities. “The scary-cute cropped jacket is totally to die for!” Frankie said when asked about the latest mysterious sketch. Though no one knows who the mystery artist is, many are guessing the Fashion Club may have a claw in it. When asked to comment, club president Clawdeen Wolf refused. “Sniff around somewhere else, this wolf ain’t barking.” rhapsodyofthesoul
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Mysterious Fashion Sketches Haunt Halls

The Fashion Club is at it again! At least that’s what sources close to the MHGG have reported. Over the course of the past week, mysterious fashion sketches have surfaced all over the halls of MH. The black and white drawings feature furrrociously unique outfits on the scream-of-the-crop of Monster High. The most recent release highlights Cleo’s royal fashion sensibilities. “The scary-cute cropped jacket is totally to die for!” Frankie said when asked about the latest mysterious sketch. Though no one knows who the mystery artist is, many are guessing the Fashion Club may have a claw in it.

When asked to comment, club president Clawdeen Wolf refused. “Sniff around somewhere else, this wolf ain’t barking.”

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2013: Don’t Fear the Year

Don’t let the fear of the upcoming year turn your plans upside down. 2013 promises to be an UHH-mazing year full of friends, fun and some sinister screams come true. The Gory Gazette is already planning a series of exposes, delving deeper into the fangtastic screams of our favorite Monster High student bodies.

“Monsters are screaming big this year,” said Cleo. “My scream will obvi be the biggest and beast, but I am encouraging all of my loyal followers to reach for the scarabs!”

If you don’t yet know what you’re screaming for this year, don’t fret! Even Frankie hasn’t totally pieced together her final plans for 2013. “I recently learned that part of the fun is not knowing what voltageous adventures await me!” She told the MHGG. “I’m just sparking to see what comes my way this year.”

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Sale of the Century: Tonight!

Zombies have been camping out all day in the hopes of being first in line for tomorrow morning’s sale of the century at the local maul! Frankie and the ghouls have been moaning about it for weeks and they couldn’t be more excited that the stores are about to open. “These stores hold fashion treasures that are truly priceless! I plan on maintaining my status as most fashionable ghoul in school thanks to the epic finds at tomorrow’s sale,” Cleo told the MHGG. But sources close to the group have been whispering about Cleo’s UHHH-ltimate intentions. “Okay, so maybe she’s gone a little overboard, but I promise you she’s not going mad,” Frankie told reporters. “She’s just, well, really into shopping.”

The sale begins at midnight, but the lines are forming fast! Get to the maul quick to reserve your place now.

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