MH Swim Team Beats the Heat at Pool Party
Where pool parties are concerned, nothing tops the annual soiree hosted by the MH Swim Team. Each year, the team captain is charged with making the bash bigger and better than ever and this year’s host, Lagoona Blue, is pulling out all the stops to deliver on that promise. According to her closest ghoul-pals, Lagoona has been swimming day and night prepping for the monster blowout. “It’s guaranteed to make some waves,” Clawdeen told reporters, “but what else do you expect? Lagoona and her parents are all about the beast in home pool entertainment.”
Curious neighbors have reported strange noises coming from the Blue Family’s Backyard Black Lagoon over the past few days, while famous pool designer Paulo Dragonfire has been captured mysteriously surveying the grounds surrounding the house. Dragonfire is known for his outlandish landscaping and private swim park architecture which often includes Lazy Lizard Rivers, Surf’s Up Wave Parks and monstrously wicked water slides.
But epic party plans go much deeper than creeperific pool design. Lagoona’s been fishing for the perfect menu and entertainment for weeks! Just imagining the possibilities is enough to make any monster ravishingly hungry. As far as Lagoona is concerned, hotdogs, burgers, and of corpse fruit-bug smoothies to keep cool by the pool are only the tip of the barrier reef. She’s also invited Holt Hyde to DJ the cook out and has requested that he keep the party vibe pounding with a spicy summer time mix.
Rumor has it all of Lagoona’s ghouls are itching to turn the party into an unofficial swimwear fashion show, and Clawdeen couldn’t be more excited. “It’s the event of the season. Any monster who’s any monster will be there. It’s time for monsteristas everywhere to bring their fashion A-game!”
I for one am sparking with excitement that this reporter (and dead-icated swim team member) snagged a coveted invite.