The Monster High Gory Gazette

Three Beasties Make Monster Splash

Nothing is scary-sweeter than the love of a beastie. Draculaura, Frankie and Lagoona know… they’ve worked hard to keep their friendship fresh over the years. “Sometimes it can feel like you’ve known your ghouls for eons, so you have to remember to keep things unique,” Lagoona told the MHGG. Draculaura couldn’t agree more. Her advice for making a ghoulfriend feel special? “Remember to always tell her how much she means to you!”

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Monster High: Ghoulfriends! by ~CassowaryMarie

Reblogged 3 weeks ago from chamomilecatastrophe

Spectra’s Blog Unearths Scandal

You could cut the tension with a cleaver in Mr. Hackington’s 1st period Mad Science lab this morning. Student bodies squirmed in their seats as each pondered how Rochelle could scare up so much drama between Deuce Gorgon and Cleo de Nile. The news of the boo d’état broke late last night on Spectra’s blog: “Gorgon drops Scream Queen and makes room in heart for Gargoyle,” read the headline that rocked monsters to their core. She was only confirming what everyone had been speculating for weeks. “Rochelle and Deuce have definitely been growing closer ever since they were paired up in Home Ick at the beginning of the scaremester,” reported Frankie Stein, “But this news is totally shocking!”

Or is it?

The Gory Gazette reported back in mid-March that something might be brewing between the creeperific friends. Did we correctly predict the end of Cleo and Deuce, Monster High’s reigning royal couple? Only time will tell.

Until then, stay tuned for up to the minute info on this late breaking story.

Photo from Suteki_Neko.

Purrfect Catrine’s Lurk with Tutorial For those monsters dying to embody the spirit of their favorite new ghoul, lurk no further! The MHGG has learned that freaky fab fan, KittiesMama has purrfected the ins and outs of Catrine’s stunning Scaris inspired look and she’s dying to share it with the student bodies of Monster High.

MH Mystery: Who Hacked Spectra’s Blog?

Headless Headmisstress Bloodgood is on the hunt for the guy or ghoul responsible for hacking into Spectra’s blog. Spectra claims to have floated upon a juicy bit of gossip, and was mere hours away from posting it when her server mysteriously crashed without warning!

H.H. Bloodgood found that Hall Monitor Rochelle Goyle had spotted a few furry monsters sneaking around the computer lounge just before the server crash. Rochelle thought the activity was strange, but before she could examine further she was drawn away by a loud crash at the other end of the hall. Upon her return, a thin tail was seen disappearing around the corner.

“Perhaps a certain feline wanted to keep one of her many secrets locked away in le coffin?” suggested Rochelle, who looked as serious as stone.

Stay tuned as we continue to follow this late breaking story!

A Stitch in Time with Robecca Steam

By gorygazette

In an exclusive interview with new ghoul, Robecca Steam, the MHGG staff sought to pull out information that was previously locked tight in the catacombs. Like clockwork, Robecca opened up and shared a few things even we didn’t expect to hear!

MHGG: Thanks for taking the time to sit down with us, Robecca. I hear you can be quite a tough ghoul to pin down.

Robecca: I will admit – I’m known to run a little behind from time to time. It’s an internal clock issue, so I hope you can forgive me for being late.

MHGG: Of course! I think every guy and ghoul is dying to know more about your ultra steam punk rocket boots. Care to divulge?

Robecca: I’m a total scaredevil. I get it from my dad.

MHGG: He was a mad scientist, right?

Robecca: Yeah, a wicked awesome genius. I share his love of scary-cool tricks and treats. I get a total kick-start when everyone stops to watch me do stunts high above the crowd.

MHGG: How riveting!

Robecca: I truly love to perform.

MHGG: I’m glad we got a chance to take a look at your inner workings, ghoul. Thanks for the sit down!

Robecca: I wouldn’t have missed this for the world.

Lagoona Fishes for Aspiring Synchro Swimmers

By gorygazette

Lagoona Blue, expert certified swimmer, and Monster High’s very own swim team superstar is stoked to be offering summer lessons! Staffers have learned she’s taking applicants for a very special synchronized swimming class. Blue expects the course to make a huge splash on campus.

“You may be a tadpole confused,” Lagoona explained when asked about her choice for summer lessons. “Synchro, as it’s often called, is a wicked cool combo of swimming, gymnastics and dance performed in the water to music. It’s totally fintastic.” Originally known as water ballet, this sinister sport has also made its way into the Olympics.

Even Clawdeen is getting on board to ensure her ghoul is a splashing success. “My mom showed me a montage of old movie scenes with swim-capped ghouls forming circular patterns in an ornate pool, how clawsome is that?” she said. Clawdeen has since offered the resources of the Fashion Club, stating that they will sew their “fingers to the bone, if it means creating furrrocious costumes for Lagoona’s class.”

If you’ve never had the chance to see synchro up close and personal, now’s your chance to join the action in a monsterific way! Sign up sheets will be posted outside Coach Igor’s office all month.

One Million Monster March

By gorygazette

Breaking news, my dead-lightful darlings. We have finally creeped past the one million monster mark! I am thrilled to see how many monsters are lurking our esteemed halls and as of today, there are officially 1,000,000 monsters enrolled at Monster High. I want to thank each and every one of you for your fangtastic loyalty and love.

-Headless Headmistress Bloodgood

Creepateria Announces Epic Change in Lunchtime Procedure

By gorygazette

The skies are eerily blue and the trees are a swampy green, which can only mean one thing - spring has finally sprung at Monster High!

Student bodies turned their scowls upside down when the Creepateria announced this week that it would be serving lunch outdoors on the haunted lawn. If the program is successful (and weather permits) it might even lead to more outdoor meals in weeks to come.

Headless Headmistress Bloodgood warmed to the idea of bringing lunch outside after the Student Body Council presented her with the uhhhl-timate proposition. There was, of corpse, one simple caveat - students are responsible for picking up their own trash. Student Body Council member Venus McFlytrap has volunteered her lunch breaks to monitor her fellow bodies.

Staffers can’t think of a better way to celebrate the fangtastic weather!

Frankie Dishes Dirt on Embracing Flaws

MHGG recently sat down with Miss Frankie Stein, former new ghoul and epic beast friend, to talk about school, ghouls, and everything in between. We wanted the inside scoop on how she fits in at Monster High and what she has learned so far.

MHGG:

Frankie, so glad to have you in this exclusive!

Frankie:

I’m sparking with excitement! It’s always fun to have a chance in the hot seat.

MHGG:

So tell us, how difficult was it to fit in at Monster High when you first arrived?

Frankie:

I was totally nervous! It can be hard when you’re the new ghoul. Plus, being only 15 days old on my first day of class didn’t make it any easier. Luckily, I quickly learned that fitting in is SO out! It really is all about embracing your flaws.

MHGG:

Flaws?

Frankie:

Oh, I bolt and spark when I’m voltageously excited. But don’t worry; it’s a good thing! I like to think of myself as an open book. People can, like, always see how I’m feeling.

MHGG:

High powered! Does it happen when you’re mad?

Frankie:

Sparks fly when I’m excited or channeling volts of anger! But don’t get me wrong, that’s way rare.

MHGG:

That’s right – last year you were voted “Most Likely To Lend a Helping Hand.”

Frankie:

I believe that being nice and generous to others is a reward in itself. You should always be nice to your fellow guys and ghouls, and embrace each of their freaky flaws. The saying is true: Be Yourself. Be Unique. Be a Monster. I know first hand how great it feels to just be you.

MHGG:

Words of wisdom! Thank you Frankie!

Frankie:

Thank you!

Clawdeen on Floral Prints for Spring Fashion

By gorygazette

Ready for a clawsome spring trend report that is bound to put a highly spirited spring in your step? I am elated to report that floral prints are making an unplanned (but oh-so welcome) comeback at Monster High. Many monsters are frightened by the complexity of a floral print, but I’m here to tell you that anyone can pull this look off. Whether it’s a printed tee or an over-the-top accessory, always try to balance it out with a solid bottom. This will give you a smart and totally put together look that will have your friends screaming with excitement. Also, don’t be shy to go all out with a floral dress; it will definitely bring your new look out of the shadows this spring. Remember, floral patterns are not just for clothes. Floral nails and manicures will receive an UHHH-ndeniable A+ in style. With summer just around the corner, you don’t want to be a wallflower! With the power of the floral print, you’ll be blooming in no time! - Clawdeen

(Dress from lulus.com)