Skelita Calaveras Unearthed
Gory Gazette: Well, Skelita your arrival has been highly anticipated.
Skelita: It does appear that way, no? I am not used to such attention and it is a little intimidating.
Gory Gazette: Of corpse, Monster High can be a bit overwhelming at first, but its howl is much worse then its bite when it comes to the student bodies. Speaking of which, have you met any cute werewolves yet?
Skelita: Ay chica, werewolves are most definitely not for me! I find they tend to want to chew on my bones – es horrible!
Gory Gazette: Riiiiight! Tell us about Hexico.
Skelita: I do not know where to begin, because there is so much to tell! I am really missing mi familia right now, and mi casa! Hexico is a very colorful place, with gore-geous playas and jungles.
Gory Gazette: That sounds UHH-mazing, do you have a beach house?
Skelita: We like to visit my auntie and uncle at the beach, but mi familia lives in the jungle, in a hillside cemetery.
Gory Gazette: That must be beautiful, but what did you do for entertainment way up in the middle of nowhere?
Skelita: Oh plenty of things! We Calaveras love to celebrate un-life by throwing huge fiestas. I love to make decorations and diorama of family and friends. I also love to paint faces.
Gory Gazette: Speaking of - your face lurks wonderful! What’s your beauty routine?
Skelita: I am flattered you think so. While I am no expert, I always use a good moisturizer to start! I’m obsessed with false eyelashes and pastel pink lipstick but I always wash my face with a warm washcloth before I hit the coffin.
Gory Gazette: Thanks so much for sitting down with us - we’re so glad you’re haunting our halls now!
Skelita: No, thank you! I am dead-lighted to be here.