Sale of the Century: Tonight!
Zombies have been camping out all day in the hopes of being first in line for tomorrow morning’s sale of the century at the local maul! Frankie and the ghouls have been moaning about it for weeks and they couldn’t be more excited that the stores are about to open. “These stores hold fashion treasures that are truly priceless! I plan on maintaining my status as most fashionable ghoul in school thanks to the epic finds at tomorrow’s sale,” Cleo told the MHGG. But sources close to the group have been whispering about Cleo’s UHHH-ltimate intentions. “Okay, so maybe she’s gone a little overboard, but I promise you she’s not going mad,” Frankie told reporters. “She’s just, well, really into shopping.”
The sale begins at midnight, but the lines are forming fast! Get to the maul quick to reserve your place now.
