The Monster High Gory Gazette

Secret Dance Party Ignites in Creepeteria

O.M.Gore ghouls! MH’s resident master of celebration, Holt Hyde, added a touch of heat to lunch yesterday with a sizzling surprise that no monster saw coming. As student bodies began pouring into the creepeteria the scary-sweet sounds of rock and roll began to fill the air, sparking unlife into an otherwise dull day.

With his turntable front and center, Holt was able to get guys and ghouls alike up out of their seats and onto the makeshift dance floor. The party lasted the entire lunch hour, and rumor has it Headless Headmistress Bloodgood was in on the whole thing!

According to sources, Skelita transformed Mr. Hack’s class with her presentation on an item close to her heart. Her thrilling family hiss-tory has inspired The MHGG to ask – what is the one item you love most? Re-blog and dish the dirt, guys and ghouls!

Spring v. Winter: The Eternal Debate.

According to sources, Frankie, Abbey, and Cupid took seasonal showdown to a creeperific new level today in Mr. Rotter’s class! Find out which season took top horrors in this freak-peek video obtained exclusively by the Monster High Gory Gazette.

Gil’s Tips for Swimming Rough Waters

Sometimes it can be treacherous swimming the rough surf between parents and significant others who don’t see eye to eye. But that doesn’t mean you can’t find a way to make it work. Here are just a few tips for navigating this murky situation:

1. You may not agree with your parents, but they still deserve your respect. If they can’t see how fintastic your ghoulfriend/boyfriend is, try explaining all of the reasons why you like the other person.

2. Invite your ghoulfriend/boyfriend over for some quality family time. If your parents can see what you see, perhaps they’ll come around.

3. Always keep the lines of communication open. Always be as honest with your parents and your significant other as possible. And remember, always Be Yourself. Be Unique. Be a Monster!

Ghouls, mark your iCal! On 2/5 a super special MH Double Feature DVD will be haunting shelves: “Why do Ghouls Fall in Love” and “Friday Night Frights,” on the same DVD!

Freaky-Fab Fashion with Frankie

A picture is worth a thousand screams, or so they say, at least. Recently, my friends and I were horrified to learn that we had only one evening to come up with the most voltageous picture day outfits ever! I mean, these would be the pictures that represented us in the fearbook for, like, an eternity! They had to be just right. Luckily, I was able to rely on my freaky-fab beasties to pull together the most magnetic outfit I’ve seen in centuries (my ghouls lurked pretty amazing, too). If you’re dying to piece together the perfect picture day outfit, consider following these sinister style tips:

• Wear colors that flatter you! Every guy and ghoul has a different color pallette that flatters. I gravitate toward blues and greens while Draculaura totally hearts pink and black.

• Don’t rely on anything too trendy. As quick as something is in, it can be so out so keep the trendy items and accessories to a minimum. Remember your picture lasts forever, so wear something classic and timeless.

• Trust your ghouls when they tell you how freaky-fab you look! A slumber party fashion show really is the beast way to get a group of trusted opinions on your new outfit.

But most important is to always remember to Be Yourself. Be Unique. Be a Monster. The most important opinion about your style is yours! Be the fangtastic ghoul you know you are and your school picture will be voltage time and time again.

Conjured Cooking with Ghoulia

When I was approached by the Gory Gazette to share my favorite recipe of all time, Cherry Brain Pie, at first I was just a little hesitant. This recipe has been passed down through my family for ages, so at first I thought it was my duty to maintain the integrity of my heritage by keeping this particular recipe locked in the coffin. However, in this digital age of over sharing (also known as bragging, to some) I deduced that it would be nice to boast a little about my rich history and reveal that zombies can actually cook a pretty creeperific pie.

-Ghoulia

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Cherry Brain Pie

2 cans of Mr. Z.Z. Zombee’s Pink Brain Preserves, or 1 fresh brain

1 cup of sugar

3 cups of pitted blood cherries

1 gingerdead pie crust with diagonal cut top strips

1 package of Gruel Whip, or 3 cups of batmilk cream, whipped until fluffy

2 tablespoons of phoenix butter

1/2 tablespoon of sea monster salt

1/2 teaspoon of vanilla bean extract

Heat oven to 1300 degrees.

Filling Prep: Mix brain, sugar, phoenix butter, and blood cherries in standing mixer until fully combined. Slowly stir in salt and vanilla bean extract to mixture.

Crust: Place bottom piece of gingerdead crust on baking sheet and fill pie with prepared filling. Place diagonal cut top strips over top of pie to form a crisscross pattern.

Bake in oven for 45 minutes then place on counter to cool. Serve with one dollop of Gruel Whip!

Sale of the Century: Tonight!

Zombies have been camping out all day in the hopes of being first in line for tomorrow morning’s sale of the century at the local maul! Frankie and the ghouls have been moaning about it for weeks and they couldn’t be more excited that the stores are about to open. “These stores hold fashion treasures that are truly priceless! I plan on maintaining my status as most fashionable ghoul in school thanks to the epic finds at tomorrow’s sale,” Cleo told the MHGG. But sources close to the group have been whispering about Cleo’s UHHH-ltimate intentions. “Okay, so maybe she’s gone a little overboard, but I promise you she’s not going mad,” Frankie told reporters. “She’s just, well, really into shopping.”

The sale begins at midnight, but the lines are forming fast! Get to the maul quick to reserve your place now.

New Safety Team Rocks MH Halls

New ghoul, Rochelle Goyle, has recently been charged with the harrowing task of keeping the student body population safe at Monster High. “I could not ignore the calling,” she told the MHGG. “Some assignments are built for Les Gargoyles and this is one of them. Il est magnifique!” So far, Rochelle has been doing a rock solid job ensuring the safety of all monsters at MH, no easy task, given the assortment of unique monster characteristics haunting the halls. “I make my most solid promise to the students of Monster High,” she continued, “I will not rest until these halls are safe. And if ever you are in need of my assistance, fear not, I am always just a stones throw away.”

Recent Mysterious Thefts Strike Fear

Student bodies, beware. It appears there may be a cat burglar lurking among us. Monsters have reported numerous stolen items to the Campus Trolls over the course of the last week, prompting the administration to release a warning to all guys and ghouls – watch over your valuables or they may mysteriously disappear. “With the help of our honest students, we believe this crime spree will meet its final end,” Headless Headmistress Bloodgood told the MHGG. “This kind of behavior will not be tolerated in these haunted halls.” If you witness any strange happenings, you are encouraged to call the Campus Trolls immediately.