The Monster High Gory Gazette

Q:

There's this guy that used to talk to me because I'm shy and he wanted to get me to talk as a challenge. He's been doing it since last school year and I haven't spoken yet. But now he doesn't talk to me anymore at all. What do you think I should do?

A:

One shy ghoul to another? Sometimes you have to just gather your courage and speak up! I had a monster crush on a scary cute guy at my school last year but no matter how hard he tried to get my attention I was just too frightened to speak. He thought I wasn’t interested and it really hurt his feelings. Moral of the story: sometimes it hurts more not to say anything.

Good luck, ghoul!

Hauntingly yours, Twyla

Student Body Breathes New Life into Ancient Die-ner

If you’ve noticed an invasion of student bodies at Monster High’s classic die-ning establishment, do not adjust your eyes… the place really has had a resurgence of unlife over the past few weeks! According to the owner, the vamptastic mobs started forming the minute Draculaura began work at the die-ner. Rumor has it she’s working her fingers to the bone and saving up to take main squeeze Clawd to this summer’s PlagueCoach Festival in Roachella Valley.

We encourage all student bodies to stop by for a sweat treat; we hear the boo-berry pie is to die for!

Monsters Howl Over Fang Appreciation Day

By gorygazette

Monster High just celebrated its first ever Fang Appreciation Day and student bodies couldn’t be more spirited over the outcome. The vampire and werewolf populations of Monster High spent the day celebrating unity and tolerance for all monsters and from the lurks of things, the event was a total success! Even our tough-as-nails Headless Headmistress was rumored to have shed a tear (of happiness, of corpse) when she entered the creepateria.

Fang Appreciation Day was the brainchild of the Frightingale Society; Monster High’s legacy, all-ghouls sorority dedicated to fostering friendships among all monsters. “I’m happy to see this phantom rivalry finally put to rest!” noted member Clawdeen Wolf. Ula-D also had plenty to say on the topic; “It just goes to show you can’t ever judge a ghoul by her fangs, and tales about this feud really are ancient hiss-tory.”

Photo Source: Sarahthevampireteen.

What’s Haunting Your Mind, Ghouls?

Having a frightfully hard time figuring something out?

Need advice on how to handle a sticky situation with your beast ghoulfriends?

Never fear, Draculaura’s here! Send in your queries and qualms, ghouls! Her “Ask Ula-D” mailbox is always open for your questions here.

Draculaura Dishes out Scary Good Advice in the New Year

Hey guys and ghouls! There’s a solution for every question or problem, which is why we’ve enlisted Monster High’s resident advice columnist to answer your quandaries and queries in 2013. Don’t let a dilemma simmer, head over to Ms. Ula D.’S mailbox and submit it!

Draculaura Screams of Ghouls’ Trip for Spring Break

With Spring Break looming just around the corner, Draculaura has taken it upon herself to start planning a ghouls only, cross country road trip! When asked about the plans, everyone’s favorite advice columnist couldn’t stop gushing about her love of the open road. “I could drive for days without batting an eyelash! The ghouls are going to, like, die when they see the trip I’m planning.” Though the final itinerary isn’t set in tombstone, Draculaura insists it will be a transformative trip. “So many epic places to see and so many fangtastic things to do! I totes don’t know how to choose between them all!”

One thing’s for sure, her two-seat roadster certainly won’t hold her coffin loads of close ghoulfriends. Perhaps daddy will loan her the family hearse for a little more legroom this time around?

amuletmoon:

JCP #exclusive #draculaura #doll She’s so darn cute!! <3 (Taken with Instagram)

Reblogged 3 months ago from amuletmoon

Q:

Sorry for the interruption, but I really need your help. I always wanted a puppy. Yet my mum and dad say I'm to little to have one. Do you have any advice?

A:

No worries, always happy to help a Gory Gazette reader! A puppy is a totes HUGE commitment, your parents are probably just being cautious. Show them you can take care of a puppy by doing some extra chores around the coffin and getting your homework done early. It will show them how responsible you are, so convincing them to get you a lil’ pooch will be easier than devouring a slice of red blood velvet cake!

Smooches, Ula D

Sunglasses Make an Epic Comeback This Winter

With the sun lurking to peek its head out behind the cloudy winter sky, “it ghouls” are flocking to mauls everywhere in search of the next big thing in winter accessories: sunglasses. For a freak-peek into this creeperific new craze, Draculaura and Abbey agreed to show off their favorite new trends during a recent shopping spree.

“These pink and black glasses are totes retro,” Draculaura said, modeling a pair. “I instantly think of Operetta when I see these, but I think I can rock them, too. Maybe I’ll get her a pair as well. Twinsies!” Abbey’s picks were a touch more practical. “When it come to glasses, I need pair that blocks harsh rays from all angles. Sun reflects off snow and blinds while snowboarding. These are great for the bright mountain snow days, but still stylish enough for regular use.”

Monster thanks to these great ghouls for sharing their sinister style tips for this season’s epic new trends.

Reblogged 4 months ago from kitten-has-sprinkles

Party Photos Still Surfacing One Month Later

It’s no surprise that Halloween festivity photos are still being unearthed one month after the creeperific celebration. “It was the party of the century,” Clawdeen gushed, “it felt like we were dancing for days!” This fangtastic pic recently surfaced highlighting Draculaura, Frankie and Clawdeen’s epic evening out. Sources close to the MHGG confirmed that the ghouls had the time of their un-lives, reporting that the beast friends were seen laughing and joking until the darkest hours of the night.

“This recent photo is absolutely to die for,” Cleo admitted to reporters. “Their outfits are totally superior! Except, that is, to mine.” The MHGG predicts that photos will continue to pop up as the howlidays continue. Who wouldn’t want to relive the most voltage howliday of them all?

Reblogged 5 months ago from whosthatghoul

Fangsgiving Spirits Lift This Season

By gorygazette

This time of year has always been one of the most epic seasons to stay vocal about what you’re thankful for. This year, MHGG staffers were tasked with finding out what our very own student bodies were most thankful for – and the results were truly inspiring!

When stopped in the hallway, Draculaura didn’t blink twice before answering. “My scary-cute BFF (Bat Friend Forever), of corpse! Count Fabulous is the sweetest pet a vampire could ever ask for.” Other ghoulfriends were just as quick to unearth a loving response. Scream Queen Cleo De Nile surprised staffers with her honest and heartfelt answer, “My sister may be a royal pain, but her freaky flaws are what make her shine in my eyes.” Shocked by her open sincerity (and sensing a loving tear in her eye) staffers stood by, mouths agape before she continued, “Avert your eyes and get over it!”

Operetta also has a homespun and heartfelt thing to be thankful for this year. “Why my homestate of Louisiana! This ghoul wouldn’t get by without my rockabilly lullibies. It’s a real important part of who I am as a monster,” she told reporters. For Toralei, her friends are what matter to her most. “Purrhaps I’d say Meowlody and Purrsephone? They’re the only cats in school that don’t rub me the wrong way.”

We hope all of our UHHH-mazing MHGG readers had a Happy Fangsgiving! You are the biggest part of what makes this publication so fangtastic.