Gory Gazette — Monster High

Unsolved: Robecca’s Anatomy

With the SKRM season in full swing the whole school can’t stop cheering on Robecca as she steadily climbs the ranks to become the top SKRM player in the league!

But coffin loads of whispers in the hall are leading student bodies to wonder, “How does Robecca do it?”

Recently, a cryptic package was delivered to the Gory Gazette office with details about a mysterious shape near Robecca’s heart. Perhaps this is what’s steaming her over the finish line? We tried to get the full scoop from the one and only ghoul who rebuilt Robecca (Ghoulia, of corpse), but all she had to say was “UHHHH!” Translation? “No comment!”

The Gory Gazette is never one to leave any stone unturned! Rest assured, more information will be shared as the murky details finally creep into view.

Happy Howlidays, Love the Monster High Ghouls!

Deck the halls; it’s our fave time of year! All the ghouls have been busy prepping for the howliday by wrapping presents, unearthing family recipes, and attending Christmas parties that are totally to die for.

Remember ghouls, the howlidays are the purr-fect time to be thankful for your ghouls and family, and also to give back to your freaky-fab community!  

Photo from Mariko & Susie .

Conjured Cooking with Ghoulia 

When I was approached by the Gory Gazette to share my favorite recipe of all time, Cherry Brain Pie, at first I was just a little hesitant. This recipe has been passed down through my family for ages, so at first I thought it was my duty to maintain the integrity of my heritage by keeping this particular recipe locked in the coffin. However, in this digital age of over sharing (also known as bragging, to some) I deduced that it would be nice to boast a little about my rich history and reveal that zombies can actually cook a pretty creeperific pie.

-Ghoulia

Image by I-heart

Cherry Brain Pie

2 cans of Mr. Z.Z. Zombee’s Pink Brain Preserves, or 1 fresh brain

1 cup of sugar

3 cups of pitted blood cherries

1 gingerdead pie crust with diagonal cut top strips

1 package of Gruel Whip, or 3 cups of batmilk cream, whipped until fluffy

2 tablespoons of phoenix butter

1/2 tablespoon of sea monster salt

1/2 teaspoon of vanilla bean extract

Heat oven to 1300 degrees.

Filling Prep: Mix brain, sugar, phoenix butter, and blood cherries in standing mixer until fully combined. Slowly stir in salt and vanilla bean extract to mixture.

Crust: Place bottom piece of gingerdead crust on baking sheet and fill pie with prepared filling. Place diagonal cut top strips over top of pie to form a crisscross pattern.

Bake in oven for 45 minutes then place on counter to cool. Serve with one dollop of Gruel Whip!

Ghoulia Brews Up a Creeperific Mad Science Project

Future valedictorian, Ghoulia Yelps, has set her sights on a merit scholarship that will not only bring her a freaky-fab award, but will honor Monster High with national attention and epic accolades. The scholarship package is due in less than 13 days and as a result, she has been spending every waking, un-dead moment in the Mad Science lab conjuring up a few test potions that she hopes will provide answers to her initial hypothesis. “The final submission has to be nothing short of UHHH-mazing,” Ghoulia reportedly told classmates. “I’m very close to brewing up my most spooktacular experiment to date!” Student bodies have been stopping by every hour to cheer Ghoulia on. “We can’t wait to see her bring home gold,” beastie Cleo De Nile told the MHGG, “She is a truly superior monster!”

From jfiend:Ghoulia brewing up a storm

Uhhhl-timate Couple Alert

If you’ve seen a creeperific couple haunting the halls more regularly, don’t adjust your lenses (you are not seeing things). Insider sources tell the MHGG that Slow-Moe and Ghoulia have been spending an uhhh-mazing amount of time together. “I can neither confirm, nor deny,” Cleo said, torturing staffers, “but I will tell you that Ghoulia’s been blushing an awful lot lately. It’s scary-cute.” Rumors have been flying about whether or not an official announcement will be unearthed, but as of print, nothing had been announced. The MHGG promises to stay on top of this developing story to bring you the latest in monster love matches forming this fall.

(Source geekdonnatroyart: Quick Art trade with applepie-monster) 

Roller Maze Craze Consumes MH

What’s the newest sinister sport gaining momentum at Monster High? Skultimate Roller Maze, of corpse! The ghouls team has been lacing up their skates daily and heading down to the roller rink for a rough and tumble practice that would keep any monster on her toes. Team members Operetta and Ghoulia can’t stop raving (and groaning) about how scary-cool the new maze track is. Frankie Stein loves her voltage roller skates and Lagoona digs the new rush that racing offers. Excitement around roller maze is sure to reach a fever pitch when competitions begin later this fall. Rumors are stirring that Abbey Bominable has already convinced ghoulfriends Draculaura and Clawdeen Wolf to try out later this week! The Skultimate team will no doubt skate laps around the competition in the coming skate season!