Scarah Screams Out of the Shadows Gory Gazette: So, Scarah. You’re a scarily quiet one. We’ve been sparking to sit down with you ever since you agreed to this interview! Scarah: I’ve found that most monsters take what I say as predictions of doom, so it’s easier to just be quiet so no one is confused. But just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I’m not listening. Gory Gazette: Tell us more about TSL (Telepathy as a Second Language)? Scarah: I’ve been taking it for years. It’s helpful for when I want to communicate, but feel like speaking verbally might be taken the wrong way. Gory Gazette: Can you give us an example of speaking gone bad? Scarah: OK. One time at fear squad practice I told Cleo that being at the bottom of the pyramid was a lot of pressure for me and I was wondering if I could get closer to the top. Then Toralei hissed at me, concerned I was trying to take control of the squad. Apparently, the top is reserved only for fear squad leadership (who knew?!).  Gory Gazette: Oh. My. Gore. Scarah: Yeah. It was pretty awkward. Thankfully, I corrected the miscommunication and all is now well. Gory Gazette: Okay, new topic. We hear a certain guy is very hot on you. Scarah: Yes, Heath Burns does ask me out a lot. But I always say no. Gory Gazette: Why? Scarah: …do you really have to ask? Gory Gazette: We think Heath means well! Have you read his essay we published last month? Scarah: Well, yes. It was quite touching. Gory Gazette: Could love be brewing? Scarah: To be honest I’m not that concerned about dating right now. I’d rather read a thrilling book. Gory Gazette: Fair enough.
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Scarah Screams Out of the Shadows

Gory Gazette: So, Scarah. You’re a scarily quiet one. We’ve been sparking to sit down with you ever since you agreed to this interview!

Scarah: I’ve found that most monsters take what I say as predictions of doom, so it’s easier to just be quiet so no one is confused. But just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I’m not listening.

Gory Gazette: Tell us more about TSL (Telepathy as a Second Language)?

Scarah: I’ve been taking it for years. It’s helpful for when I want to communicate, but feel like speaking verbally might be taken the wrong way.

Gory Gazette: Can you give us an example of speaking gone bad?

Scarah: OK. One time at fear squad practice I told Cleo that being at the bottom of the pyramid was a lot of pressure for me and I was wondering if I could get closer to the top. Then Toralei hissed at me, concerned I was trying to take control of the squad. Apparently, the top is reserved only for fear squad leadership (who knew?!). 

Gory Gazette: Oh. My. Gore.

Scarah: Yeah. It was pretty awkward. Thankfully, I corrected the miscommunication and all is now well.

Gory Gazette: Okay, new topic. We hear a certain guy is very hot on you.

Scarah: Yes, Heath Burns does ask me out a lot. But I always say no.

Gory Gazette: Why?

Scarah: …do you really have to ask?

Gory Gazette: We think Heath means well! Have you read his essay we published last month?

Scarah: Well, yes. It was quite touching.

Gory Gazette: Could love be brewing?

Scarah: To be honest I’m not that concerned about dating right now. I’d rather read a thrilling book.

Gory Gazette: Fair enough.

KittiesMama’s WeStopHate Video Draws Clawsome Crowds


WeStopHate videos have been haunting the Creepateria non-stop this week and MHGG staffers are proud to report that one spirited ghoul’s video brought every monster to their feet.  “Claws were clapping…and clapping loud,” Deuce told staffers this afternoon, “I couldn’t believe how crazy loud it was in there. This ghoul really rocked her video.” Deuce and legions of other monsters were blown away by a video submitted by KittiesMama. Sources have unearthed that the standing ovation lasted nearly thirteen minutes.  Didn’t capture a lurk during this afternoon’s showing? Don’t fret – we’ve managed to score a copy for our loyal (and UHHH-mazing) readers.

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Spectra Unravels Comic-Con Mysteries 

Bone-breaking news. Spectra has just unearthed startling San Diego Comic-Con deets that are so creepy-cool, the Gory Gazette had to go straight to the presses!

For the first time ever, Monster High will be hosting a Comic-Con panel. And who else will be sitting front and center, than… Scarah and HooDude! 

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